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5个笑话解读男女本性-巨经典

is there any chance somebody likes english version

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Humours

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is , however, a catch, As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shoppng center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign ton the door reads:

Floor 1---These men have jobs

The woman reads the sign and says to herself,"Well, that's better than my last  boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2---These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself,"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

FLoor 3----These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmmm, better" she says,"But I wonder what's upstairs?'

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor4----These men have jobs, love kids, are exrremly good looking, help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman,"very tempting. But, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5----These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think....what must be awaiting me further on?' So up the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

FLoor 6----You are visitor 6,875,953,121,458 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that wonmen are impossible to please.

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还是中文版的精辟

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回复 4# 的帖子

五楼:这里的男人有工作而且热爱小孩,令人窒息的帅,还会帮忙做家务,更有着强烈的浪漫情怀。

您是在谦虚吗?向您学习

怪不得没人要我,原来我在一楼呢,

可我现在的帖子在5楼了

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顶帖子?还是顶帅哥。

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